alternative episode titles: part 1/?
thread cloning and whip manipulation. shit, i’m Bad.Ass.
Y’all better be prepared for the ungodly fucking firestorm I’m gonna bring down upon you.
Comfort inducement and peak human stamina.
I’m Captain America wearing bunny slippers.
omni-magic and plant mimicry
Ice transmutation and concussive force
Fear breath and temporal rewind
so im basically a time lord with halitosis wow
Ground rupturing and Pyromancy.
So I’m basically that superhero Squidward turned into that shouted KRAKATOWA.
goats are literally Masters of Physics
The fourth dimension is not time.
It is goat.
this was the cutest thing and also literally how i handle anyone being mad at me
[3.01] xena: warrior princess → batshit!xena